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I feel good tonight, I really do
I finally got something I always wanted, and uh, that's important
It really is
I finally got some, um, hostages
Well, you see so many people with hostages nowadays
And you say, "Hey, I'd like some too"
So I've got, uh, three of 'em, they're really nice people
We're getting along great, they're tied in a sack
Outside at the top of the flagpole
And I'm gonna blow 'em up at midnight too
Unless, of course, I get my three demands
Hundred thousand in cash, getaway car
And I want the letter M stricken from the English language
So you have to make one crazy demand
That way if you get caught, you can plead insanity
Getaway car
What other gags are there?
