MP3 
When we turn up in our turn up's
Our hearts are heavy, our heads are ready to levy
For the yippee-less swing, for the tot-less cot
For the mock, for the shock, for the fun powder plot
With courage and conviction
In donkey-jaw diction
We cry for the cause
We cry for the cause
With courage and conviction
In donkey-jaw diction
We cry for the cause
We cry for the cause
Because the courts have left us lonely
Disowned us daddies like the poopers of the party
Gently, gently take them from me...
Gently, gently take them from me...
Gently, gently take them from me
And I'll be left dumbfound as a donkey
This is a booty call; my boot, my boot, my boot, my boot up your asshole
This is a Freudian slip; my slipper, my slipper, my slipper, my slipper in your bits
With courage and conviction
In donkey-jaw diction
We cry for the cause
We cry for the cause
With courage and conviction
In donkey-jaw diction
We cry for the cause
We cry for the cause
Because the courts have left us lonely
Disowned us daddies like the poopers of the party
Gently, gently take them from me...
Gently, gently take them from me...
Gently, gently take them from me
And I'll be left dumbfound as a donkey
This is a booty call; my boot, my boot– your asshole
This is a Freudian slip; my slipper, my slipper, my slipper, my slipper in your bits
